The 'Insurance Cheese' Award: Spotting the Worst in Insurance

Just as the Razzie Awards highlight the year's worst films, the German Insurance Consumer Association (Bund der Versicherten, BdV) presents its own dubious honor: the "Versicherungskäse" (Insurance Cheese) award. Since 2015, this title has been bestowed upon insurance products deemed to offer poor value, contain significant coverage gaps, or feature confusing and non-transparent terms. For you as a consumer, understanding why a product earns this nomination is a powerful lesson in how to identify and avoid subpar insurance policies.

The 2023 Nominees: A Closer Look at Controversial Coverage

This year, a jury of independent experts—including insurance advisors, consumer advocates, and legal professionals—has shortlisted three contenders for the 2023 award. Past "winners" have included major names like Allianz and AXA, proving that even large insurers can market problematic products. Here’s a breakdown of the 2023 nominees and the core criticisms from consumer advocates.

Nominee (Insurer/Product)Product TypeKey Criticisms & Coverage Gaps
Advigon – "Krebs-SCHUTZ" (Cancer Protection)Critical Illness / Cancer Insurance
  • Does not cover all types of cancer.
  • Only pays out after a tumor reaches a specific size, delaying financial support when it's needed most.
  • Creates a false sense of security with a name that implies comprehensive coverage.
Helvetia – "Easy All@home"Home Electronics & Appliance Insurance
  • Burdensome requirements: devices must be registered, deadlines met, and location services activated.
  • Excludes coverage if another insurance policy (e.g., homeowners) already applies.
  • Significant exclusions: toys, drones, musical instruments, and other common household items are not insurable.
Wetterheld (by Wakam) – "Niederschlagsversicherung" (Precipitation Insurance)Travel / Weather Event Insurance
  • Pays out if excessive rainfall "spoils" vacation enjoyment, a highly subjective trigger.
  • Criticized as resembling a "bet on the weather" rather than a substantive risk-transfer product.
  • Questionable utility compared to standard travel insurance or trip cancellation policies.

Why These Products Raise Red Flags: Lessons for Smart Consumers

The common thread among these nominees is a significant disconnect between customer expectation and policy reality. They exemplify pitfalls you should watch for:

  1. The Illusion of Comprehensive Coverage: Products like the "Krebs-SCHUTZ" use broad, reassuring names but are riddled with specific exclusions and waiting conditions. Always read the fine print, especially the "What is not covered" section.
  2. Overly Complex Claims Processes: Policies like "Easy All@home" that require precise registration, activation of services, and adherence to strict deadlines often lead to claim denials. Favor policies with straightforward, transparent procedures.
  3. Questionable Necessity & Overlap: Niche products like weather-specific travel insurance may duplicate coverage you already have (e.g., through a credit card or standard travel policy) or insure a minor inconvenience rather than a genuine financial loss.

An independent jury evaluates these factors, focusing on excessive premiums, dubious utility, and non-transparent or incomplete benefits.

Your Voice Matters: The First Public Vote

In a new development for 2023, the BdV is inviting public participation. Consumers can vote online for their "favorite" (or least favorite) nominee until June 25, 2023. This public vote highlights growing consumer awareness and demand for transparency in the insurance market. The official "winner" will be announced by the expert jury on June 28, coinciding with the German "Day of Insurance."

How to Protect Yourself from 'Insurance Cheese'

Being an informed consumer is your best defense against purchasing inadequate coverage. Before buying any insurance policy, ask these critical questions:

  • What exactly triggers a payout? Are the conditions clear, objective, and reasonable?
  • What are the major exclusions? If the exclusions list is long or includes common scenarios, be wary.
  • Do I already have this coverage? Check your existing policies (homeowners, renters, travel, credit card benefits) to avoid redundant insurance.
  • Is the cost justified by the benefit? Weigh the premium against the likelihood and severity of the risk you're insuring.
  • Can I understand the policy language? If the terms are confusing, seek advice from an independent insurance advisor who has a fiduciary duty to you, not the insurer.

Awards like the "Versicherungskäse" serve a vital purpose: they shine a light on industry practices that fall short, empowering you to make smarter, more informed decisions about protecting what matters most.